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Love Poem
By TJ Riley

It’s Too Hard To Create Love Poems In This Modern Era.
For The Confused Love:
“My Is Heart Is An Ipod That Shuffles A Different Tune.”
For The Frustrated Love:
“My Blood Speaks To Me For You
Like Alliance Fighting In Alterac Valley In
World Of Warcraft
Since Patch 2.3.”
For The Unfaithful Love:
“My Love Is Like A
Scholar Looking On The Internet
For Different Links To Connect
To.”
For The Epic Love:
“My Heart Screams For You
Like Tailormade’s Love For New York.”
For The Simple Love:
“I Heartz U 4 Realz.”
For The Painful Love:
“My Love For You Bypasses The Pain
Of Undergoing Gastric Bypass.”
For The Excited Love:
“My Blood Rises Like A Phallus With Viagra
When I Catch
A Glimpse Of You.”
For The Tragic Love:
“Your Inattentiveness Leaves Me Feeling
Like Britney
In A Mental Institution,
Bare-Headed.”
For The Classic Love:
“Do You Love Me?
Circle One:
Yes Or No Or Maybe.”